PLAYBOY BUNNIES SHOW

aaa"Hau Phat. You ever been up here Chef ?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...Yo man, this must be the guy..."Whaddya want?"
"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll get you Panama Red. Destination?"

"I don't have a destination."

"Gotta have a destination, otherwise I can't..."
a"Sergeant, these guys are with me. Destination is classified.
I carry priority papers from ComSec Intelligence..."
"""""""""""""""OK, right sir. Listen it's really a big night...
""""""""""""""""eight bucks for that Camel..."
"
""""""""""""""aaaaaa""""""""""""""""""Just give us some fuel."
"
"You got it. Hey captain, I'm really sorry for tonight. It's really bad over here. Just take this over to the desk and you got it.
Hey listen, would you guys like some seats, press-box seats,
for the show? The Playboy Bunnies Show! You want those?"
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"Hey captain... on the house. No hard feelings, OK?"
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"""""""""""Hello all of you who work so goddamn hard for
""""""Opearation Brute Force! Hello all you paratroopers
"""""""""""""""out there! And the marines! And the sailors!
a""""""""""""""I wanna let you know we're proud of you!
""""""""""""""""""""We know how tough and hard it's been!
"""And to prove it, we're gonna give you entertainment
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""we know you´re gonna like!
"

a...AND THE PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR!


Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep
or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold
rice and a little rat meat.
.
""""He had only two ways home:
""""....Death, or victory.

No wonder Kurtz put a weed up command's ass.
The war was being run by a bunch of four-star clowns
who were going to end up giving the whole circus away.
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